why i’m a zara defender to the end, love island is so bad for how she’s being edited rn #loveisland

‘Don’t introduce to me a vibe you cannot maintain’

I’ll never get over some girls😭imagine being this tapped

An introvert don’t answer private numbers. Or numbers that they don’t know. Or anyone, ever. Also, don’t call, just text. Thanks.

Literal just received an order from PrettyLittleThing and someone’s car key is actually in the pocket 🤣. 1. Someone’s clearly had this on? And 2. They haven’t even opened the return to check for anything, jacket could’ve been damaged or anything 🤮🤮

They arrested me and held me overnight because they thought I stole my car. Even when I offered to go with them to my house to get proof of purchase. Even when the DVLA confirmed I was the registered owner

Going out dancing with friends who have the same music taste as you is one of life’s biggest blessings 🪩💫

I don’t care what time of year it is, Malteser Easter bunny’s are god tier chocolate

Extremely clever marketing 👏🏼

Men were shocked I didn’t think they were more important to me than I was. I was beating they asses in them comments though.

The 3 bank holidays this month have effectively been a trial run of a 4 day workweek in the UK. What are the results? Incredible national happiness, a surge in demand and economic activity. No negative impact on productivity. A breath of fresh air for creativity, rest and love.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

Walking away is hard. It's also a sign of self respect. When it's time to end a relationship:

-Salaries don’t match cost of living -Education doesn’t guarantee you a job -EVERYTHING is so damn expensive

Apologize when you truly mean it. Not just anytime someone is upset with you. Apologizing to appease is manipulation.

Dear all fashion retailers, please can you stop making skorts look like shorts at the back 😫 Thank you✌🏼x

Your #LoveIsland Series 11 winners are… Mimii and Josh! ❤️‍🔥