Why is my poop on top of a cake? x.com/mollyyeh/statu…

I am behind this man 100%. #HERO x.com/RT_com/status/…

My Christmas was missing a shirt again. x.com/EatFellowHuman…

Maybe Obama can write some jokes for Amy. She needs all the help she can get. x.com/amyschumer/sta…

.Amy Schumer Rezok Casa I thought this was your new boyfriend.

Even Matt Damon is funnier than Amy Schumer #GoldenGlobes

.@francosoup Dogging is easy.

Cheers, I'll pop round in the morning with a truck x.com/marcinthemc/st…

At least he's making good use of our money. #FraudPays x.com/EatFellowHuman…

.Justin Warner Lovesac I wish I had a Lovesac #Altered

.Justin Warner Dad got a UV light. I think I'm in trouble.

That would have bought a LOT of shirts. #FRAUD x.com/EatFellowHuman…

.Alton Brown Did your son steal your money too? He spent our donations on gadgets. x.com/EatFellowHuman…

He has it completely backwards. If that stupid kid had been aborted, the gorilla would still be alive. x.com/danarel/status…

This guy is a journalist? The first paragraph is a train wreck. x.com/danarel/status…

Maybe the Lord just needs a finger in his butt. x.com/PatheosAtheist…

.@PatheosAtheist Dan Arel Jesus Christ, invest in a grammar checker.

.Stephen Knight 🎙️ Paul Verity 🌺 MGM needs to be stopped! #MyBalls

Hi jonny sun Can you please ask your friends to stop eating my friends? Thanks!