Uh, yeah, I'm pretty new to this so retweet? Share me out or something?

@cxlourful Good luck guessing what I meant.

@cxlourful You guessed it. I'm sexually attracted to potatoes. Such a damn turn on.

@cxlourful they really are

Sleepy and cold.

dunno how to make friends around here so should I pull out the cheesy joke book?

@cxlourful really?

why do brides cry at weddings?

I'm just really sitting here and looking up jokes and laughing by myself at them; this is really sad.

Actually might change my fake, gimme a minute.

Eh, nah. I'm good as Harry.

Passing out, bye.

all I want is for Miley Cyrus to get a girlfriend and post lots of pictures of them making out

Hellllo.