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lane

@asystolane

24. i’ll piss your pants for you.

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calendar_today09-10-2014 02:24:11

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watching videos of my (very alive) dog (she’s right here in bed with me) and crying (she is unable to comprehend how much i love her)

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fell asleep like as soon as i got home last night and i had a really vivid dream about parmesean cheese and then i woke up in the middle of the night, ate a bowl of it, and fell back asleep

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got a gasoline shower earlier and i couldn’t shower for like 2 hours and the rest of my skin is fine but my ear lobes are so fuckin swollen dude

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just popping back in to say it’s almost been a whole year and no one’s written any missed connections about me what the FUCK guys