why are people being dense about this? rich white people attend the super bowl, ICE isn’t targeting them. and it’s safe to assume he intends to make a political statement building on the themes of his album; there’s power in doing that on a national stage

Still one of my favorite videos of him.

things in my circus: - my monkeys - a tamed lion that does not concern himself - an elephant in the room - 1 clown (me)

haven’t used this in a while

If I have to shower with cold water one more time this week. I’m going to lose it on someone.

You try to save a little money and all the sudden there’s a concert, two friends birthdays, an Airbnb cottage weekend and a vacation to go on.

I’m so tired. Holy

I think if you want people to die in emergency rooms depending on their immigration status, you are legitimately a bad person.

baby i was the line leader in kindergarten u fw a real winner

just ate some butter chicken , y'all mind if a nigga speaks a lil punjabi

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

can't be sad today, I have a lot of work.

may her stomach see flatness and her ass see fatness. Amen

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

“Three blind bad brownies.”

There's no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitoes on that ark

slow dancing to I’m in love with a stripper.

I mentally cannot afford to talk to people that have issues every time we talk.