IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY. MY CONFIDENCE IS SOARING. GIVE ME MY LEASH I’LL WALK MYSELF. LOOK AT THESE HIPS SWAY

the small neighbor human. is kicking around a black and white ball. and whenever it goes more than a few feet. they hold their arms out wide. and look around. as if the whole world is watching

This is Ludo. He’s a professional carpet snoozability tester. It’s a very difficult job but someone has to do it. 12/10 will repawt back in six hours

outside is larger than you think. which is why i always have my leash. so the human doesn’t get lost

sometimes. i’ll pretend i need to tell you a secret. but when you lean in close. i’ll lick your ear instead. i am a master of deception

i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright

if you sit on the floor. i’m getting in your lap. this is just the way things are

today. i’m going to lie on the porch. with my front paws hanging off the top stair. and when the sun breaks through the trees. i will squint and smile. and become marginally toastier

i’m not sure if you noticed. but i love you

gooooob morning. i think. with the right amount of peanut butter. today could go well