This how I feel about the IRS

This doesn’t make me scared that Iran is going to bomb me it makes me scared the US is going to bomb me and blame it on Iran

story of the last 5 years of my life

apple alarm want you to be unemployed

Our fans treat Marlon like he’s Frank Walker and Keaton Mitchell like he’s Barry sanders. Hilarious stuff

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: A Ravens fan met star WR Zay Flowers at the airport and immediately started trash-talking him saying he could easily guard him. What a phenomenal back and forth. 😭😭😭

My QB is in the building?

lemme just throw sum on the grill

I never have to watch Daniel Faalele play right guard or John Harbaugh coach my Baltimore Ravens ever again

How to get clout 101. Mention Lamar Jackson.

Instead of trying to bring me down, ask GOD to bring you up🙏🏾💜🪖 #JESUSCHRISTKINGOFKINGS

Shut yo hoe ass up.

unironically, this is more genuine and worth ur money than any other artist that’s performing

Let’s be honest: - Saturday is the only true weekend day - Friday belongs to work - Sunday already belongs to Monday we’ve been scammed

This not what she thought it was. Folks say Adam Silver needs to kill himself everyday on this app LMAOO

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

all of the above at all times of my existence

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.