when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of

Oh, a traveler? I'm afraid we have a very high candy tax here...

water is gay, sorry straight people

Sugarrrrr rush!

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was

my nyas?

I know what I'll do. I'll pretend these monsters are piñatas. Yeah... If I hit one hard enough, candy is sure to fly out!

do you ever hear a straight person speak and you’re like “you know what… thank god I’m gay”

I'm serious. Biggest. Cake. EVER.

shitposting around at the speed of sound...got places to shitpost follow my rainbow

If you ever need my help, a handful of candy is all the motivation I need!

yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and i shot a glance at one another becau

haha wow shiro sure is hot! no homo tho........no homo.

today this kid at school was like “i’ve never met a gay person and i don’t want to!!” and i just leaned over to my friend and whispered “little does he know”

water is gay, sorry straight people

jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to be the one cousin who’s gay

You're sweeter than sweets, my sweet. Let's celebrate our delicious love with a giant wedding cake!

shinosieg is boring. acquire better taste.

Weapons are fine, as long as you know your foe's weak spot.

Sugarrrrr rush!