"I'm fine. I forgot to wear pants the other day." (@JovialBlossom)

"No, no!" He shook his head quickly. "We already had plans for today!" (@JovialBlossom)

Malcolm blushed. "That was the time you got lost in the woods, and Apollo had to bring you and thr others back." (@JovialBlossom)

"Watch a movie?" The son of Athena considered the idea. He and @JovialBlossom had been seeing each other for quite a while now, yet they —

— haven't done anything like that. "Could be our first. I'm in." (@JovialBlossom)

Presents @wisesteyes with a bow-laced pen. "Happy birthday, sis."

Watches in horror as his sister is wrestled violently. "HASSIA, DON'T KILL HER!"

Throws a lemon at Hassia in an attempt to save Annabeth.

His brims quirked into a small smile. He puts an arm around @wisesteyes, patting her back gently. "It's the least I can give."

"Yeah, but it's my favorite sister's birthday. I wanted to." (@wisesteyes)

Makes a face. "You assaulted our sister on birthday. And you say it's /me/ that should chill?" x.com/PatakhcGuddi/s…

"I know what I saw," he huffs at @PatakhcGuddi. "And I beg your pardon, but my vocabulary is sharp."

"Oh," his expression changes in horror. "I sure hope not..." (@JovialBlossom)

The blond scratches his chin in thought. Suddenly, the picture of a messy Cabin Six appaled him. "Yours, @JovialBlossom."

He opened his mouth to protest, but his wit had failed him this time. "Don't think you've won this argument, @PatakhcGuddi."

"She's dangerous. I'm sure of that."

"Gee, okay, you've made your point. In my defense, you did look pretty aggressive when you tackle-hugged Annabeth." (@PatakhcGuddi)

"Yeah, sure," he shrugged. "So, temporary half-sibling truce?" (@PatakhcGuddi)

"Pigs do fly. Monster pigs, at the least." (@PatakhcGuddi)

"All right. And you say I need to chill." Raising his hands in submission. (@PatakhcGuddi)