I was in the grocery store. The sign said ‘pet supplies’, so I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said ‘compact cars’. STEVEN WRIGHT

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. BILL OAKLEY Josh Weinstein

I got into work today and I noticed in the group chat that someone at another site took a print head out of a label printer and tried to jam it into their laptop. The reason why they did this was not mentioned.

Interesting. My out of office status on Teams won't clear at work. I've tried to reset it 5 times now and it keeps showing out of office. Annoying.

65 years ago today… Buddy Rogers Dropkicks Haystack Calhoun out of the ring causing the rope to break. April 14, 1961

I'm currently in the process of doing a background check for the new job and one of my former jobs is saying I never worked there. Great.

Gus Sonnenberg vs. Count Zarynoff for Sonnenberg's AWA (Paul Bowser's) Worlds Heavyweight Title. Boston Garden, Boston, MA. ~15,000 fans in attendance April 24, 1930 Note: Whilst only a short clip, this is much better quality that has previously been seen of this match.

I decided to try out Process Lasso as it's supposed to make your system run better. I see a lot of events in its log, but it doesn't feel any different to me. I'm not sure if it's worth continuing to run it. But I rarely am running my resources at max, maybe it's noticeable then.

Good thing I'm starting a new job just in time to be able to preorder this.

Random Steve fact: No matter how many times I look up what the dew point is, I immediately forget and then have to check what it is next time it comes up for whatever reason.

I just took a 10,000km delivery in Euro Truck 2 because I'm an idiot. Stupid map mods. But it pays $400,000 so I guess that's nice. One of my drivers is taking olives from Denmark to Japan, so that's pretty long, too.

I'm about to leave to go take a drug test for the new job and I kinda have to go to the bathroom, and I'm trying to decide if I should or not. Probably shouldn't, because I hate sitting in the parking lot for an hour waiting until I have to go to go inside.