My love language is eating food other ppl have cooked for me

Idk I don’t like when a nigga is too fine…. It throws me off

I’m going to make another twitter because I be having shit to say and yall toooo judgemental on here

the gf turned ex turned side bitch pipeline is too common rn and i need y’all to love yourselves.

dat mean all common sense leaving my body

Police gone be hot as hell all week for no reason now

Same. Idc imma crash out every time

Bout to get a suburban and bring black trucks to Sanford

So I’m in the car bussin down my 12 piece Popeyes chicken wings and all I hear from the back seat is “big back big back” I almost told this child to walk home

Cold Stone has a few new flavors I’m about to go try those

I have a date Thursday, I’m actually super excited for it.

My homeboys love my stories & vice versa. We be on the phone dying laughing.

good first date ideas!

1. getting eachothers names tatted
2. meeting parents
3. having unprotected sex
4. proposing
5. opening a joint bank account
6. house hunting
7. moving in together
8. designing wedding invitations
9. killing eachothers exes
10. wedding ring shopping

me when i’m the one being ghosted instead of doing the ghosting

Just submitted a proposal at work for a culture initiative. Fingers crossed that it goes through

Also taking dating advice from single people is crazy.

Learned a long time ago not to take advice from people that I wouldn’t trade places with.

Why does every drunk night end in me calling Tao!!?!!

Accepting accountability be hard as hell for women. It’s insane actually.

Went to the bar solo and had the whole staff picking up my tab. Didn’t even pay for my Uber home.