Told BT we're switching our broadband to another company at the end of the next billing cycle, and now our internet is mysteriously 10x slower than it was before we called them🤔🙃

One of these goals was disallowed for impeding the goalkeeper, the other wasn’t. You’ll never guess which one 🤦🏻‍♀️ #CRYSOU #SaintsFC

It's now up to the Speaker if this change is selected for a vote.

Pro tip: if you’re angry that a disabled person (who just so happens to be related to a criminal) got a wheelchair, you’re not a patriot. You’re just an asshole.

Society wanting to punish science is like punching yourself in the face.

We currently have no photos so this is admin's best attempt at what Schick's goal looked like 👍 18' | 0-1 | #KSVB04

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

why would he be wearing a combat uniform before the war had started?

2nd quintile in my first ever JWST proposal as PI. Not sure whether to be pleased or annoyed lol

These dots are gas giant exoplanets captured by Webb's camera - the clearest infrared look we've gotten yet! Webb also detected carbon dioxide and heavy elements in the planets - evidence they may have formed in the same way as Jupiter and Saturn. go.nasa.gov/4iAM9Mt

His arm is his leg.

IF YOU JUST PUT UP WITH BEING BULLIED, WE MIGHT BULLY YOU A LITTLE LESS IN FUTURE (but don’t count on it).

Most of Trump’s lies are abhorrent but I’d forgotten how funny the “annual physical” ones were. Yeah man, 6’3”, 224lbs. About the same stats as DK Metcalf here. Got it.

“You watching Love Island tonight?” Me: “No. I’ve got better plans.” Better plans:

Ah yes, the "you don't 100% agree with everything Israel does, therefore you must be antisemitic" line. A worthwile reminder to all that the Israeli government does not speak for all jews.

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