This John Legend Piano Version album has me wanting to make babies before 9am

The way I almost get into the shower with my AirPods twice a week, every week.

Yes, chef

Okay y’all are joshing us right? These HOKA shoes are downright hideodorous!

Trump Indicted. Gwyneth not liable. The US judicial system is firing on all cylinders this afternoon.

The way that yt people say ‘have a good one’ after any and all random encounters.

Canadians telling you they live in Toronto.

‘Oh! I know what I was gonna ask you. What are the A gays doing for the Barbie movie!?’ - actual question from my grandfather just now. Dave is an Ally.

The duality of ‘How to with John Wilson’ on HBO is that it’s absolutely wackadoodle and yet so utterly human. Must see.

“Babe get the door, 👼🏼 is here to fix the wifi”

Me 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 every cult show ever released

Never applying my acting degree more than when I pretend to not be ticklish during a pedicure. Straight theatre.

Do Equinox trainers have a scrum each morning plotting ways they can take up as much space as humanly possible with their clients? Or naur?

Me about to answer questions about my ‘gay life in the city’ for the next 72 hours.

After a decade of residing within these digital four walls, I’m making the move to Bluesky. It was a good run! See y’all there? —> bsky.app/profile/astro-…

Baby, in 5° we’re swaddled

Ever drop your Nintendo Switch into the tub while playing Tetris? Yeah… me either…

Patiently waiting for my Sunday HBO prestige dramas to return

Parting is such sweet sorrow

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