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the thoughts and prayers must be working really hard in denmark since they only had 1 mass shooting in 30 years as opposed to the 309 we had here in the us in 2022 alone.

Rosa Parks had beef with Clarence Thomas and y’all ain’t listen to her???

She’s a 10 but she works all day

“You have a doctorate” I whisper to myself as I hold up my hands to see which one makes an L so I can figure out left from right.

I would watch 9 seasons of this.

“what if i flop?” “oh but my darling, what if you slay?”

1 yr anniversary of getting my PhD and the only people who call me Dr. are other consultants to be sassy 😪

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

Some of these recent postdoc ads/postings are unreal. Basically asking for candidates who would possess the equivalent of a faculty member’s depth and breadth of expertise 💀 There is no way y’all are trying to pull this in this year of 2022 knowing how underpaid postdocs are.

pet peeve: when food bloggers make up vegetarian alternatives to indian meat dishes, when indian food already has the most delicious veg and vegan cuisine in the world. no susan that's not "chickpea butter chicken", it's channa masala and it was already a thing

*when the villain in the movie has a PhD* Viewers without a PhD: Ah, they are just saying he’s a smart villain. Makes sense. Viewers with a PhD: Ah, grad school and academia drove him to madness. Makes sense.

PhD life got me feeling like grocery shopping and doing dishes are hobbies

you can tell someone grew up reading because they know many words and they pronounce them all wrong

What if all those PhDs stop just defending and actually start attacking?!?

Schoolgirls in #Iran❤️

William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." variety.com/2022/tv/news/w…

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

What would happen if migrants on boats with limited resources were also seen as brave explorers gifted with curiosity and wonder for depths unknown, I wonder.

hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past