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just watched a starbucks barista try to throw a milk carton into the bin, hit the rim, splash milk everywhere, then halfheartedly throw the lid and miss again. not sure if I'd have the resilience to withstand that

Grace Cathedral Park Elon is pretending the plot of The Aeneid is something he just came up with on his own 2,000 years later x.com/elonmusk/statu…

#KSIFury

Tommy been talking World Champion talk, but going life and death with YouTubers

Thinking about when Elon tried to riff with a guy by restating the joke exactly

Remember when twitter blue was the only way to stop spam? Now you see ChatGPT ass responses at the top of every news thread because Elon is fucking stupid and just boosts them. Half the time, bots don’t even understand what they’re reading and fuck up like this lol

Terrible tribute to Norm, who touched on this exact type of joke in an interview

joe biden has crafted a large two-handed sword

For the past decade, Tracy Harpster has traveled the country quietly sowing his "911 call analysis" methods into the justice system case by case, city by city, charging up to $3,500 for his eight-hour class, which is typically paid for with tax dollars. propublica.org/article/911-ca…

I feel like it should be bigger news that the leaked deposition of Elon Musk just revealed that he is in fact the person behind one of the creepiest burner accounts in the history of this site

Generative AI is not just being used to spread misinformation, it’s being used to actively rewrite history.

Holy fucking shit look at the hidden replies this website is so fucking cooked LMAOOOOO

Bored so I'm sucking the life energy out of my dog.