aight, everyone please drop the horniest (DHr) fics they can find please and thank youuuuuuu

UPDATE THEY THINK HES GONNA MAKE IT, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BRING HIM HOME NEXT WEEK

my little man came home!! in honor of his redemption arc, he has been renamed Zuko 🥰

ooooooo look at how cuteeeeee

my bf, about the Game Grumps: listen, Arnie and Damien- me: I thought their names were Aron and Dan??? him: they are me: then why? 🥲 him: to see if you'd catch it *evil lil chuckle* 😂 y'all idek with this man 😂

my top Spotify artist this year for wrapped was Taylor and I blame the kick I went on of listening to Taylor's entire discography on ky this is your fault ky

stop normalizing ai in fandom spaces

the bar I was in last night was serving all the Malfoy manor/department of mysteries/slytherin dorm vibes that I could handle in their bathroom 🙌

people saying that brat is the album of the year are honestly ridiculous. The Great Impersonator is RIGHT THERE

for some reason my dumb brain thought that 'The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy' by Brigitte Knightley (updates only) was coming out this winter and I got very sad when I double checked the release date 😔 Time for another DMATMOOBIL reread 😅 this time courtesy of the fab #ETLEcho team 🙌

hermione "it's just casual sex" granger and draco "there is NOTHING casual about getting the chance to have sex with you" malfoy

how i handle issues when mr revel is out

currently brain rotting about dramione running into each other at a gay muggle club and Hermione having to deal with all her feels about draco being gay only for him to tell her he's bi 🫣🥵

oops my hand slipped

full offense but starlight mints and candy canes DO NOT taste the same and anyone who thinks they're interchangeable is unforgivable

the horrible little creature in my brain wants to write some cute draco, Vince, and Greg friendship fluff 😭😂

okay but... head girl Hermione discovers that head boy draco reads smut to get off and she's so confused because she's never understood the appeal of masturbation and draco teaches her all about it 😈

my best friend is in Vegas rn sending me vids of these fucking amazing performers at @/AbsintheVegas and my stupid dramione brain can't stop thinking about Vegas performer draco x Hermione on her divorce-moon 🥵

okay, important poll: why did the Room of Requirement not appear on the Marauder's Map?

find me on the 🔵🦋 app, astrarevelio/.bsky.social, I'm going to be moving my drabbles over there and hopefully not returning to this nightmare app 😅