Scott was touched by the tiny tools and would've been more than happy with them, but he sure as heck isn't gonna complain about cookies and a spa day.

Thinking about the fact there's statistically a cooler me out there in the multiverse.

If anyone’s wondering what that noise was my leg fell asleep, I stood up, tried to walk, fell, ended up taking two lamps and a coffee table with me.

Why is tetris so fun? Like, I've been sitting here playing it for the last 4 hours

You ever just wanna scream for no reason because the universe deserves to be screamed at?

…I- He- Brain gone, hot man using his hotness against me

Sleep? What do I look like? Someone who can?

Why am I moving large musical instruments around the tower? I don't know, why are you asking?

....dear god not again.

POV it's 3am and you can see Pete sneaking in from patrol when he's grounded

...I may have, possibly, maybe, turned the toaster into a robot

//If marvel does kill off Scott in Ant-Man 3, at the very least he won’t be dragged through the mud and left there like comic Scott

Well, it took a month but there’s now ants in Antarctica

Of all the things I’ve accidentally set on fire, a full bathtub sure is one of them

If this bathtub fire burns the tower down, it’s Clint did it, definitely, just Clint’s not mine

Hey, daily reminder to eat something and drink some water

Day 12 of taking random avengers gear to see if they notice: Today, another of Tony’s faceplates

Making coffee but using chocolate milk instead of regular milk… because… uh… science… yep, science not because it’s the only milk left in the tower