St. Alia of the Knife

i was meant to be famous i feel it so deeply in my bones

obsessed with those triplets who all have crazy fagcents because one of them is gay.

cured my adhd with a cpap and currently measuring the resulting iq increase through chess elo stats.

so strangely beautiful that only woah vicky could melt clavicular’s walls. no other woman even got close.

has anyone with the stretchy skin disorder ever tried flipping their foreskin inside out and wrapping it up around their entire body like a cocoon? i have a new theory i’m working on but i need test subjects.

i hate jazz because to me, a good song is nice to listen to, whereas in jazz that is secondary to having a dick measuring contest about who can play the weirdest chord progression that theoretically works and doesn’t completely sound like ass

FUCK ETSY every time i am fooled by its whimsy and then it takes YEARS to arrive and then it arrives DAMAGED FUCK ME for EVER BELIEVING IN YOU ETSY. NEVER AGAIN.

This is the cycle and you are powerless to stop it. Words that used to refer to mentally disabled people “stupid, lame, spaz” end up being used to mean someone who has a brain but didn’t use it. It’s why “retarded” is making a comeback.

looksmaxxing content used to be mildly interesting to peruse for like 10 minutes, now it’s just full on disturbing. why are 15 year olds cutting the inner corners of their eyes with razor blades.

i don’t feel millennial while watching hank green but i do feel very millennial while reading hank green youtube comments.

i thought this was chappell roan this whole time what the fuck

what the fuck does this mean

if we force the ed girls to hang out with the looksmaxxer boys do you think they will cancel out each other’s personalities and become normal or feed off each other’s rot

I’ve become such a rotten man🪽

rotting in bed thinking about herbie: fully loaded

oomf kept referring to Ethel Cain as “uncut Hayden” very loudly at the concert and we all thought he was just being an edgelord about her instagram nude, turns out this whole time he had no idea she was trans and was referring to how she was alive and not cut up in a freezer 😭😭

Ever since I started using two zyn pouches at a time I’ve been running through them so fast and alternating the gas stations I pick them up at acting like a fucking alcoholic

These polls are useless because I truly believe in a real world scenario that most of you pressing blue are not as altruistic as you’d like to think you are.