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Al

@asteroidsalad

Navigating life with the enthusiasm of a bored sloth called Colin

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Proper scumbag.........but I kind of get what he's saying....still a scumbag though, I can't emphasize that enough. #gta6

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So Epstein went to jail in 2008 for 13 months for soliciting prostitution from a minor and people knew this and still associated with him. Well they can all get to fuck.

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Not the film I thought it was going to be but still good. I'm never going to be able to get that sound out of my head though #weburythedead

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Am I a bad person for laughing at this then showing it to the woman next to me at the bus stop and then us both laughing about it? #crackermilk

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I've been sat in a bus station waiting for a coach for an hour. It's the most entertained I've been in ages. So much drama and some very very very very unusual individuals and one of the sketchiest mother fuckers I've ever seen in my life. It's a bit like Cheers.

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Thought I'd lost my phone. Rang up the Chinese takeaway to ask if I'd left it there, then realising I was calling them on it. I'm a plinker.

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The rental market in NI has lost the fucking plot. I've been in housing executive emergency accommodation for 5 months now b/c I've been unable to get a private rental which I appreciate but it's really fucking grim. Weird shit goes on here people. Weird weird shit.