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Aster North

@asternorth

Author, mom, nap queen, devourer of nachos, robot taskmaster

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linkhttp://www.asternorth.com calendar_today08-05-2019 18:02:18

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*me leaving to drive through property* Husband: be sure to stay high on the hill. And cut on the 4wh drive as soon as you hit the road. Me: okay Few minutes later after mudding through the woods: well, guess that's one way to wake up.

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Patting myself on the back today. I was far too lazy to add ornaments and all to the tree this year so now I just need to stick the tree back in the box and I'm done with the holidays. For next year, I'm thinking of sticking a coloring book tree on the wall. Even simplier.

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Bosses, just a little heads up from experience- If someone steals from authors by using pirate sites, they'll likely have no problems stealing your office supplies or time.

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The Historian closed his eyes, made a new entry, and posed a single question. In the background, the reason for his update crawled across the #bottom of a tv screen. Moments later, an answer came from the other side of the universe. "No interference. All empires fall." #vss365

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I'm stuck in a storm shelter with 2 tornadoes nearby. Watching live broadcast on my phone. Barely service. Wtf pops up? ADS! Stop selling me stuff when I'm trying to not die!