next level commitment to his craft. most pro sexual harassers would be taking a break around a male aide, but Cuomo is actually able and willing to make up a woman to leer at.

Now that Colbert knows his time is limited, he should throw caution to the wind and mock Trump, maybe point out that his family name was Drumpf, etc.

J.D. Vance is 100 McNuggets in a trenchcoat

Terrible time to be named Ghislaine

Some lady called my Steam Deck™ a Switch … I threw a full glass of water at her which is apparently “assault”

saw a fuckin rocklee-headed zoomer slip a geek bar out his ankle weight

After only 24 hours in the afterlife, former professional wrestler and labor wrongs activist Hulk Hogan was up to his usual tricks.

Firstly, we look nothing alike. Secondly, I see no material benefit to “digging” in said area

If keeping Trump out of jail can protect Bill Clinton…that’s a deal we liberals must take…our hands are tied……sorry……….

There’s no easy way to say this, but sesquipedalianesque

2025 CAPESHIT POWER RANKINGS: 1. Superman 2. Captain America 4 3. Fantastic 4 99. Thunderbolts

Move over Sydney Sweeney - Shemp has even better jeans. American Eagle

This Sydney Sweeney ad is the most offensive thing I’ve ever gooned to

Convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell has reached an agreement with the DOJ and supplied a list of the 100 Greatest PlayStation Games Of All Time.