this is what my @ means btw. I'm doing this at you. always and forever.

always makes me dysphoric when I'm flying somewhere and the flight attendants tell me I have to turn on 'airplane mode.' fuck you I can't flatten my ears like that bc some idiot put them on the side of my head instead of on the top!!

maybe my favorite part about my hs is that it used to sell drinks that were essentially milkshakes with coffee in them. id get them decaf and it'd just be a really good milkshake. Java City genuinely clears the refreshments I have in my nice-ish tech office

was feeling catgirl dysphoria earlier so I started calling the first girl I saw 'mommy' and yelled at her till she fed me a gogurt

grocery stores/supermarkets in the future liberals want:

giantESS
food CRINGE LARPER CATGIRL
safeWORD
traNSGENder joes
cost$0 (BC OF COMMUNISM)

(Walmart was destroyed for being the store for True American Patriots.)

catgirl who regularly posts tummy tuesday pics but claws the shit out of anyone who interacts with them

this is what my @ means btw. I'm doing this at you. always and forever.

at a work meeting and tried to say something makes sense and said 'that makes out' instead thankfully no one caught it but wtf my brain is broken x.x

thinking again about how the final boss of Pokemon Battle Revolution can have three different teams of 6 for your last fight with him, and of all of those 18 slots the only one given to a non legendary/mythical pokemon is given to a fucking CHERRIM

>looking for a local queer space
>ask the organizer 'is this a cool queer space or a Lex queer space?'
>she doesn't understand (pull out chart showing what's cool and what's Lex)
>She laughs and says 'it's a good queer space fellow sapphic amab neurodiverse transfemme'

sub bottom who is so pathetic and teasable that she makes me realize I'm actually a switch save me ...

save me sub bottom who is so pathetic and teasable that she makes me realize I'm actually a switch