What happened to splatalot

Liking men is a prison

Google just told me I have 2 days left to live

Should I go shopping today

Sometimes I cannot believe I am a real person

Going to a uni after community college is crazy bc wdym there’s over 200 people in my class

Only one awake still in my dorm and this creepy ass siren started to go off, I think I’m about to be sent to the backrooms

Just said hi to someone that I thought was my ra but was a stranger, I want the earth to swallow me

The things I would do to be able to make the spawning grounds ads again

Childcare is so draining, I’m still experiencing burnout over a month after I left

Thinking about the fact an explorer was so disappointed in discovering a piece of land was an island instead of a continent, that he named the land Cape Disappointment

Getting 3 C’s this semester then remembering that I have THE perfect sob story for a nursing school essay

I still think about the time I was on a date with this one guy, and I told him about splatoon, and he looked at me and said “I could tell you play splatoon”

WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVIL TO SOME POKEMON IN POKOPIA THIS IS LITERALLY ANIMAL CROSSING AND UGLY VILLAGERS ALL OVER AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭

Yesterday I had to explain to my two chronically offline friends what inflation was