fml I'm so damn horny like?? why?? wtf is wrong with my ass today??

istg if one more of you cringy asf little shits pop into my dms asking me to dick you down- I will stomp your head into the concrete. I'm not some fuckin' dildo or those dildo machines. hop off my dick.

she really thinks everything is about her- girl, quit stalking me from your 2938375 accounts, I've blocked you.

when I call someone mine and they reply with " I'm yours/yours. "

aight false alarm i am single

if tone indicators are necessary for you, let me know beforehand going through my account you can tell I'm a sarcastic asshole without being an actual asshole so if you need tone indicators to know if I'm joking or being serious, lmk so there aren't any future misunderstandings

oh my god just shut the fuck up already you got caught lying and he dropped your ass, it ain't my fault he chose to stick with me

someone explain this to me- how does one say they have feelings for me and ask me out on a date but also asked his -ex- to fuck

I haven't been a whore on here in a while

y'all really gotta stop clicking on these hacking Instagram links.

mylo's my number one cheerleader. <3

istg I have a thing for pulling rockstars on my tl, I've literally met with five already- jesus-

damn I got dumped.