Hannibal Lector had a smaller police escort

If you’ve wondered why Luigi has the support of the people

Ayeooo Obama has The Red Clay Strays, Waxahatchee, and Johnny Blue Skies on list 👀

“It’s fine.”

Matt is this about the high school junior you sent money to after committing statutory r@pe with her? Or is this a different person?

A life well lived. ❤️ RIP Jimmy Carter

me two!

That’s 10% of the rent, so yeah, that’s makes difference. Now find a few more areas where you cut back on frivolous spending and you’ll really make dent in that rent payment

Someone get this asshole on a watchlist asap

This is why these guys are single. No sane woman is putting up with this shit lol

99% of the commenters deserve to die miserable and alone and in pain

*stares in female*

Just a lil bit of toxic lead allowed for the babies

A+ cinema 😂

Remember the boat, the battery, the shark, and electrocution?

Let ‘er rip

Fly birds, fly!! 🏈 🦅

most dispatchers tell you not to approach this one DEPUTIZED THIS LADY

Not even the Simpson’s could have predicted this one

But did anyone on that chat even say “thank you”?