The only industry people making money are the drug dealers

I hope patty’s pub is still doing well #alwayssunny

If one more person complains about not being able to get a drink at the bar I’m gonna scream

If you’re going to order $190 Togo TIP ON THAT BITCH! 10% wouldn’t hurt you.... also $1 of $150 is an insult. Stop being garbage people

Don’t be a dick to your service well End rant.

Last night after greeting a guest & asking how they are, they replied with ‘Terrible!!’ Do you think this is

Basically...#waitingonstupid #servingupfunny #asthetableturns #myservingtime #86stupid #doorwaysanddirtytables

When the table acknowledges that they’re the last people in the building an hour & 15 mins after close, AND THEY STILL DONT LEAVE 😑

If trump would have gotten 270 first he would say stop the count I won, but since it’s the other way it’s not over yet.... if you don’t see the problem there, then you’re the problem

Bar regulars <<<<<<<< literally anyone else (not true for all regulars but the majority for sure)

What customers do when they ask for a plastic cup to take their alcoholic beverage Togo and I tell them no

How come the only people that don’t follow distance & DONT TOUCH LITERALLY EVERYTHING are the older generation that taught us to ‘follow directions’ and ‘don’t touch anything’.... 🤔

When newbies complain 🤨

When customers sit down and take off their mask that they had to wear for 75 seconds while they got sat, and they’re like ugh these masks am I right? And you’re just standing there working your 12 hr dbl like ‘NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT’ 🙄

Working service well tonight 😭 pray for meeee

Do the regulars know that we talk shit about them??

Who let all the douchebags out on the same night!? I wanna see the manager!

When you can’t read the customers mind and they get mad at you for it

Me: ‘Any questions on the menu?’ Karen: ‘yeah why don’t you ever change your menu?’ Me: 🤔 not responding so I don’t lose my job 🥴