college is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world

One thing about me, I can spend the FUCK out some money lmfao

Nobody: Me: up at 4am watching them carpet videos😭😭😭

Just checked the weather for summer . Ain’t this some shit 🤦🏽‍♂️

i choose happiness over my assignments too frequently

idgaf about no 4/20, ima alcoholic.

IM NOT LOOKING BETWEEN A MOTHA FUCKING THANG ON THIS MOTHA FUCKING KEYBOARD!!!!

me overthinking about how much i’m overthinking

bro told me to bring sumn for the grill

Dear old people, Being in bed by 9:00pm is amazing. Sorry for making fun of you.

i get on twitter and just 🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁my life away

day 14 without being able to stalk hislikes

me off 5 shots n 2 buzzballs tryna act normal

when he introduce me to his family but I already met everyone on facebook

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