I retired from the Army in 2018 after serving for 21 years. If you are a Republican who supports money being stolen from the military and used for The #TrumpWall, do me a favor. Stop thanking me for my service. Stop saying you support the troops. Because you’re full of shit.

In case you missed it, Trump banned Muslim women and children refugees but invited the Taliban to Camp David.

Donald Trump is now blaming his impeachment on: - President Obama - Chrissy Teigen - John Legend - Van Jones - Lester Holt Also, Trump is too much of a coward to even tag chrissy teigen in his rant, because he’s particularly afraid of strong women of color.

Threatin' terrorists that "come back to our country" days after invitin' them to Camp David, like Trump's Adderall, is a bit on the nose.

Donald Trump’s day so far - Can’t even speak anymore - Slurring his words - “Mike Pounce” - Trump says energy saving lightbulbs are why he’s orange - Start of impeachment has melted what was left of his brain - Surrender dickhead - Trump is going to prison - It’s still only 11am

FUN FACT: No innocent person has ever threatened the life of a whistleblower.

Can't deny it. This is the stone cold truth.

If you’re more offended by Robert De Niro saying the word fuck, than you are with the fact Trump is fucking our country, then you are a major part of the problem.

Presidents of the United States have more information at their fingertips than anyone on the planet. But President Trump pushes crazy conspiracy theories, lies, and has his view of the world shaped Fox News bloviators and a Twitter echo chamber of propagandists.

I remember when careers were destroyed over who “lost” China to the communists. Now apparently that milestone is worthy of a congratulatory Tweet from the president. And a shrug from a GOP that once said they cared about such things as human rights and freedom.

The four horse's asses of the Apocalypse.

Yesterday, Trump spoke to two female American astronauts while they were in space. Not only did they make history being the first crew to perform an all-woman spacewalk, they also made history by being the first women to speak to Trump at a distance that was probably pretty safe.

Loving this wintry day! Perfect for drinking Mambo Taxis and binge watching Rizzoli and Isles and Cold Justice! #rizzoliandisles #angieharmon #kellysiegler #Hulu

PLS RT!! 🙏🏼❤️ U.S. Senate: Revival of “Airline Access to Emergency Epinephrine Act of 2015” - Sign the Petition! chng.it/NCXFp9J8 via Change.org

Unless one thinks that God likes a pathological lying malignant narcissist who rips babies from their mothers, grabs women by their pussies, thinks it’s okay to murder journalists & pisses all over the rule of law, I’m not sure Trump is the chosen one.

#NiceUpStephenKing Fire extinguisher.

Lord. The screaming, drama, gesticulating, and finger pointing going on by Republicans on the Committee, has me wondering if I am watching a Congressional hearing or a Real Housewives Reunion.

GOP: "We admit Trump stole your big screen TV, but we're gonna let him keep it because we're havin' a big Super Bowl party at his house this weekend."

Fifty days ago I attended a Homeland Security committee meeting about the coronavirus—and no current Trump administration public health officials bothered to show up. Now more than 5,000 Americans are dead. Their failure to swiftly act cost lives.