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@aspargillus

Coder. Agilist. Nerd. Cyclist. Husband. Dad. Feminist. Born at 330 ppm. Tweets in English & German. pronoun.is/he/him

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calendar_today15-09-2010 22:03:07

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@aspargillus@mastodon.online (@aspargillus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wir sind so am Arsch. Unsere männliche Kanzlerin stellt einen geradezu trumpesken Umgang mit der Realität zur Schau. Wissenschaft braucht Zähne!

Luisa Neubauer (@luisamneubauer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Die Sprecherin des Kanzlers erklärte heute, die Aussagen von #Scholz würden “für sich” stehen. Bitte was? Wir fordern Klarheit. Unterschreibt & sagt es weiter. weact.campact.de/petitions/scho…

Climate Dad (@climatedad77) 's Twitter Profile Photo

April, 2022 “To avert climate catastrophe, the main emitters must drastically cut emissions starting this year.” António Guterres June 2022 We're on track for RECORD HIGH emissions, even greater than last year's 36 BILLION tonnes. WTF are our leaders doing? Where is the media?

Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK (@doctorow) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Before the Great Resignation, there was the Great Stagnation, a 40-year relentless decline in workers' compensation, no matter whether the economy was booming or busting. This was a sharp change from the historical norm in which rising profitability translated to rising wages. 1/

Before the Great Resignation, there was the Great Stagnation, a 40-year relentless decline in workers' compensation, no matter whether the economy was booming or busting. This was a sharp change from the historical norm in which rising profitability translated to rising wages. 1/
@aspargillus@mastodon.online (@aspargillus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, yesterday I finally learned why I never got that job as a stripper thanks to The Other Alistair. 🤪 Oh, and also thank you for the workshop. It was a lot of fun.

Hannah Rose May (@hannahrosemay_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you ever get a “Find My” notification make sure you open the app immediately as the safety alert doesn’t appear on the screen you have to open the app. Non iPhone users, Apple created an app for androids for this very reason called Tracker Detect.

иσя∂нєяz ❄️-desillusioniert und politikverdrossen (@murmelschnecke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thread. #medizinbrennt trendet und ich möchte euch etwas erzählen. Am Sonntag bekam eins meiner Kinder ziemlich plötzlich ziemlich heftige Zahnschmerzen. Wir riefen die (kostenpflichtige) Hotline an, die die Zahnarztpraxis auf ihrem AB bekanntgab. Nach Eingabe der Vorwahl ▶️

Nicky Case · 🐘 mas.to/@ncase (@ncasenmare) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some people just want to watch the world learn. If you want some tips on science/math communication, here's a mini-talk I gave recently at Stanford – I hope you find it useful! 👌HOW TO EXPLAIN THINGS REAL GOOD👌 youtube.com/watch?v=b-M2U3… (18 minute video)

R. Lisa Huang (@rlisahuang) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Are you interested in trying a new way to program in JavaScript? We're looking for volunteers for a research study to try out some programming interfaces for JS. Details in the thread. RTs appreciated!🙏 #javascript #webdev

Paula // paulalelu@medibubble.org (@paulalelu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Unsere Erstklässlerin weinend auf dem Schulhof, weil ich nicht komme, um sie abzuholen. Unser Großer, der nach dem Unterricht in ein leeres Haus kommt. Unsere Kleinste, die später keine Erinnerung an mich hat. Mein Mann, der bei der Arbeit Besuch von der Polizei bekommt. 1/3

KLIMA° vor acht e.V. (@klimavoracht) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ihr habt euch bereits selbst schriftlich beim öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunk beschwert und eine unzureichende Antwort des Senders erhalten? Dann leitet uns diese gern in Kopie weiter. Wir werden diese ebenfalls mit Experten bewerten und uns ggf. einmischen. [email protected]

World Health Organization (WHO) (@who) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus "There is a lot of talk about learning to live with the #COVID19 virus. But we cannot live with 15,000 deaths a week. We cannot live with mounting hospitalizations and deaths. We cannot live with inequitable access to vaccines and other tools"-Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus

Marie-Louise Timcke (@datentaeterin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How gendered is the clothing offer for children? For our Süddeutsche Zeitung data analysis, we examined 20,000 shirts and shorts from H&M Deutschland, Zalando and ABOUT YOU that they offer online for children under 10. The results show: Current children's fashion cements gender images. 🧵