❝ 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑦, 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛, 𝖎 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝖆 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐡 𝐚 𝐩 𝐩 𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. ❞

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My return !

Oh, demi-chan! I do have an explosive presence and buildings tend to come crashing down whenever I'm involved... But anyway! I missed your adorable demeanor; Come here and let onee-san pamper you, yeah?

Oh ! Magishiki - Kun ! You came ! Now that's a face I wanted to see... And do other things ! Like punch or kiss ! Or maybe both ! Though I'm not sure right now !

Ah.... I had been asleep for so long, but it seems I can rest my head no more. Fine— since you all wanted my appearance so desperately, here it is: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡.

I've heard of several interlopers trespassing upon Rokkenjima recently. I have felt you, as well. As if you were bedbugs in my sheets— as if my home was suddenly invaded by thousands of weevils. You understand...... what we do to unwanted insects, don't you ....?

We 𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 them. Slowly. Carefully. Thoroughly. Until there is nothing left but a bed of corpses. Nothing more than a broken, shattered form. That is the future YOU are heading towards.

I understand that my husband, kind as he is, has tried his best to gently lead you all away from this place. He is but a kind and gentle shepard — guiding lost souls away from a land which they do not belong in. How foolish of you to deny the grass that he gave.

You could have walked away happily with your bellies full— when it comes to Ushiromiya Battler, there is little that he will not offer. Yet, you hunger for more. You chase the grass that you cannot have. You chase the forbidden land.

...... 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃, 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐌𝐄, 𝐑𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓...?!!!

All of you pitiful livestock should count yourselves LUCKY that it was Battler dealing with you and not I! If it were me, I would have stuffed you into mechanical coffins and drained your blood for eternity! I would be eating your intestines with carrots and stew every day....!!!

You chose to deny the kind rejection that he gave... very well, you will also understand the consequences of making such a foolish decision. I am awake now. And I am not as kind as he.

If you wish to disturb the peace on this island, then by all means, 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓! Pry open my heart, rip open my stomach, why don't you just do iiiiitttt....?!!! Ah, that's right...... A group of amateur detectives aren't capable of touching me....!!!

*cackle**cackle**cackle**cackle* What's thaaaaaaaatttt ....?!!! You've been studying, but you still can't find the answer? You came all the way here, but nobody will lend you an eaaaarrr ....?!! That's right! That's the reward waiting for you! Total silence....!!!!

Come forth— all of you! The Golden Witch, Beatrice, has decided to personally teach you a lesson! If you believe you can touch me! Then try now! And I'll be sure to enjoy seeing your crumbled, miserable form when I'm done with you! KIHIHI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!

Yer one to talk. Yours have seen bloody murder and some more... Still, pretty cute to me, tho.

That so? And why shouldn't I? Not that it will change my mind; I'll keep calling you cute whenever I feel like it.