“I’m never going to live that one down, am I?”

“I was fifteen!” “…the first time!”

…Something horrible has happened.

"Happy Birthday Spider-Man !! I love you, you make my days so much happier."

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That’s just the chemistry nerd in me speaking. Disregard.

Fingers crossed.

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar."OH SNaP!" says the bartender.

“I’ve never even seen Top Gun and ‘Danger Zone’ is stuck in my head. Loggins, you absolute monster.”

Was it me? Am I being dragged? AM I BEING CANCELED???

“Darn. I was hoping that’s what it was. Fine. I confess. It was me. I let the dogs out.”

“I’m not NOT a dog person.”

“Okay, easy. Just the other night, I found myself talking to your cats. I even fell asleep petting one of them and snuggling all close.”

“It feels earned. Maybe they don’t want to kill me in my sleep like I thought. They’ve upgraded to looking me in the eyes as they do it.”

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Nobody who's ever gotten their butt snagged on that tree is excited about what's going on at Rockefeller Center.