The fact that my job is giving everyone free 12 days paid vacation at the end of the year…I truly work for the greatest boss ☺️

Adult friendships are hard. Everyone is busy and life happens. I’ve learned you gotta let people know when you’re thinking of them. A simple “thinking of you, hope all is well” really goes a long way.

it’s capricorn season it’s time for everyone to kiss my feet and thank me for being born

Broke my leg in 2 places and just had surgery on it… what a way to start 2022 lmao

Lady gaga: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick 9 yo me:

I wish there was a word for: “I love you, my spectacular beautiful friend. Unfortunately, I’m so exhausted I don’t have the energy to communicate. But I want to indicate that although we’ve not spoken in some time, my love for you is undying and I am your eternal supporter.”

The day I’m done with physical therapy I’m gonna cry…my pt is a real homie rn🥲

Get you a friend that would go fight in Ukraine for you

I miss Ashley Skowronski more than life man, that’s my homie

No one I miss more in life Garik Goldwater😩 get ready for june, love youuu😎🤪

“what if YOU were aborted?” bro does it look like I wanna be here rn

“are you ok?” no i want a tattoo

Have to go to Cabo for work…not mad about it one bit

you know what’s sexy? i finally feel like myself again and i’m the happiest i’ve been in years

“what do your tattoos mean” they mean nobody stopped me

I called Michigan State home for four of the greatest years of my life. At no point did I ever feel unsafe. Never. To see students fleeing on foot in fear of an active shooter on campus is incomprehensible. I am devastated.

Duke University Chapel featured the alma mater and fight song of Michigan State University today

*Drives straight into a pole

looking at all my clothes. what the hell is this crap

I done refreshed Instagram 10 times already & ain’t laughed once