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Malume on steroids. I give the advice your Malume never gave you. I speak what I speak. Ndiza kuxelel’ isiponono. No holy cows & I hold no prisoners!

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Yhoooo hayi Patricia de Lille department has done it again. I hear that it’s alleged that Ntate Andrew Mlangeni’s funeral costed the govt R35 million. For what? 50 chairs, 50 people, a tent, few soldiers & police & some packets of cigarettes? Sies, no shame, shem. ☹️

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I imagine the magistrate almost pissed in his pants when he walked in his courtroom & found 2 SC and a barrage of lawyers. 😂😂😂 Noma ke bosso 👌🏿 #NomaGigaba

I imagine the magistrate almost pissed in his pants when he walked in his courtroom & found 2 SC and a barrage of lawyers. 😂😂😂

Noma ke bosso 👌🏿

#NomaGigaba
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Young people, during time use your spare time to learn a new skill or take a free course. It could give you side hustle that could reward you attractively. I erased software in my iMac desktop & it’s going to cost me R1900 to reinstall, this could have been coming to you.

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I’m shattered & I’m scared. I pray that he survives this. I summon zonke iNgelosi zeZulu to shield him against this dreadful COVID. There is a God our Lord & saviour, uThixo wokhokho bethu. They’ve prayed to him for generations and now I pray to Him. Strength! Health! Victory!

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Let me introduce the new Minister of Health in Zimbabwe, yhooooo shem I pray for Zimbabwe. Death is going to be deadlier. 😳