my favorite sister michael quotes from derry girls, a thread:

Actually, its only a Portillo Moment if it comes from the Portilleux region in France otherwise its just sparkling seat loss

Watching Nadine Dorries shitting into her hands and clapping for attention on the C4 News election show is compulsory viewing. She’s so out of her depth, like watching a gerbil pilot the International Space Station.

the vibes on Channel 4 are like being a witness to a family argument during Christmas Dinner

Alastair Campbell trying to explain politics to Nadine Dorries #C4BritainDecides

🇬🇧 YouTuber Niko Omilana holds the letter 'L' during Rishi Sunak's speech after he holds a seat in Parliament. The camera tries moving Niko out of frame.

Can't help but see the BBC devoting something like 20 times more airtime to Reform than the Greens, despite both making historic gains and new inroads, a prime example of how we got into this mess in the first place.

Emily Maitlis, "You are funny, let's be honest. You call David Cameron a posh boy but Boris Johnson has been to the exact same school and had the same upbringing, is absolutely fine" Nadine Dorries, "No no no, I have to address that" Emily Maitlis, "They're all very privileged

if no one’s got me i know they do

oh are you kidding me

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

ted lasso season 4 YOU HAVE ONE JOB

in honor of ted lasso being back i’m bringing back the hottest scene a man has ever portrayed

“that ship will never be canon” not with THAT attitude. me personally? i’m delusional.

me restarting any Taylor Swift bridge because the part that hurts me the most didn't hurt me enough

pov: my spotify wrapped

the way kendrick feels about drake is how I feel about AI

Struggling to redeem a Perks at Work Unlimited e-code on Cineworld. 'The promotion code was not found' when trying to enter e-code in the promo code box. What am I doing wrong? 😩