The Industrial Revolution—the greatest thing ever to happen—required the British govt to deploy more troops against Luddites than they had fighting Napoleon at the same time Damaging machinery was made a capital offense and they had dozens of executions, hundreds of deportations

The short interest in software is at a fresh all-time high

Man the market likes shitco's today I shouldn't have sold off so hard yesterday.

I aspire to be that guy

We had it so good

Now watch the index barcode and fuck every option buyer

Crack an egg into a coffee mug of water, microwave for one minute, poke the yolk with a fork, microwave for thirty seconds. Damn near perfect poached egg every time and I wish I’d known this so long ago.

It is going to keep squeezing if we keep shorting it lol

Are they open or closed today

Meanwhile at the White House.

How it feels going to sleep instead of gaming because you have work tomorrow

the company cameras watching me talk alone while I work:

Oil bulls like don’t threaten me with a good time

The names of kings have been worn away by the sands of time. Gods once feared are forgotten. Monuments to the immortality of civilizations now shattered into the cobblestones of another. But one man shall survive forever because he was a really, really shitty copper merchant.