“why did we lose by ten runs to the worst team in baseball history? oh well” *continues leading off a hitter with an OBP under .300*

hell yes dude. yes

i disagree with donald trump on a great number of issues and will not be voting for him

me at a party with all the states: so is there a Mr. Ippi

workday is the worst invention in human history

love when politicians tweet “this is not who we are” about gun violence every week or so

the letter r prevents straight men from googling gary oldman

this tweet was proof that i’m shadow banned on here bc this should have gone platinum

let’s FUCKING go

amtrak is great if you want to pay plane ticket prices for an infinitely worse and 20 hours longer travel experience

fuck this post for happening after i turned 27 fuck you shadow the hedgehog you’re like 60 years old in the sonic lore

yankees in the world series

what if i killed myself instead

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me before seeing this tweet: freshwater mussels aren’t shit they don’t have any power me after seeing this tweet: 🤯

haven’t made a big deal out of it but i’m on The Other App and i think no matter what it’s looking like tomorrow morning it’s gonna be a hellscape on Here so if you even see this (my tweets get like 12 views now) you can give me a follow over There

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durrrr chatgpt

WHY TF IS BUBBLEGLOOP SWAMP FROM BANJO KAZOOIE PLAYING DURING AN NFL GAME

this is such a waste of a roster spot and it drives me insane, no other team in MLB is going to have a small side platoon guy who only plays 1B. he's a future HOFer but this is only going to take ABs away from a player who is CLEARLY better it's mind boggling man