I'm on call eleven over a three week period -- still no sign of the replacement part for my defective £600 humidifier, which is now a £600 fan instead. Thanks, #Dyson (CS are super polite though, but still).

Ask Dyson Had a chat with rep on 12/31 said she ordered replacement parts for brand new machine. Almost a month and no word/confirmation email. Contacted support and they have no record of chat and now have disappeared on me. Been without a device for over a month. Please #help

Same thing here Ask Dyson -- an absolute liberty. I have part that's been 'coming into stock' for 3 weeks now and an order I placed yesterday that is now delayed. If you aren't capable of producing and supporting products reliably, save us all some time and just don't make them.

.Amazon Help Amazon.co.uk Good evening! I just called your CS to enquire why the Amazon Eero has a £49 price difference between your website and Prime Now. I need the item before Monday. Can you help? This is an Amazon product so should be price matched surely? Thanks & keep well!

Sadiq Khan is the worst Mayor Londoners have ever had. Retweet if you agree.

.Izzy Barrett Don't worry.. we've all been there! Dying of laughter btw! twitter.com/zizbaz/status/…

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

To the inconsiderate tossers walking around on the tracks at midnight that delayed 1000s of people's #TfL trains by 45 mins, get fucked.

The look of pure disgust on Mary Berry's face as Paul dips his Jaffa Cake in his tea.. Priceless! #GBBO

The sun is out. So I'm wearing shorts + Tod's. And listening to #LighthouseFamily . Cliche, or what? #LondonLife

Outraged to learn that a #McDonalds Big Mac meal with a milkshake costs £4.99 these days?! What happened to £3.29.. Ouff. #OldDays

AKA I fucked up. Well done, Nige. #Brexit #WhatHaveWeDone twitter.com/SkyNews/status…

This made me laff. #MrBean #London

After turning 28, I'm going to call 27 my annus horribilis and chalk it up to a bad experience. That realisation deserves lunch at #zuma ngl

Aides at Boris event covered up the emergency exit sign to foil the inevitable photo

#MichaelGove his displayed his true character.. Pure disloyalty. Why would anyone want him to lead our country?! #snake

Get in Dave!! Hilar. David Cameron #Brexit twitter.com/SkyNews/status…

.Faisal Islam's #Brexit coverage on Twitter and @skynews since Friday has been splendid.. Thanks - now I haven't done any work in four days.

At 0930 Boris Johnson: 'the pound is stable' - it has now fallen to a new 31 year low versus the dollar

.Go.Compare please fire your marketing director or ad agency. Your ads are horribly annoying, low budget, and just shit really. #GoCompare