do i still need to put sunscreen on my forehead if i have bangs now

i don’t think ill ever get into a relationship because nobody could love me as much as i love me

tweet inspired by me looking @ myself

the older I get the more I realize how genuinely insane it is for a person’s “peak” to have been in high school or college

oh you want your kid to become a doctor? did u raise them in a kind, healthy, loving household? did u teach them to love their bodies and care for them when they got hurt? did you teach them to value their health? no? u just slapped their wrists and forced them to study?

my target audience for everything i post is Me

stalking someone’s instagram feed and saying “i like what you’ve done with the place”

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

if you have nothing nice to say, say it on twitter

contrary to popular belief I am a super nice person

y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore and that’s the problem

I don’t like how a lot of people use the watermelon as a scapegoat in terms of what counts as “speaking up” for Palestine. It’s lazy and pathetic if that’s your only public expression on the issue

Give a fuck about yourself or everyone will kill you

why would anyone want to smell a classic man

if you can’t change the world, change your world

Back in my day 6 was afraid of 7

I don’t think I could ever take a guy seriously enough for an actual relationship

there are cuck chairs everywhere for those with the eyes to see