this is the first edit i’ve seen where i’m like. we need to get this to jacob tierney

Gotta explain to my family that I am not to be disturbed tomorrow at midnight with my big ass headphones while sitting on the porch…

One day we are going to wake up and not be greeted with a new #heatedrivalry photoshoot or BTS video… But baby, today is not that day! 🙏

This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.” MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

hayden: im having my 7th kid yuna: i need to get my son another sponsor rose landry: im blue shane and ilya:

Oh no there’s a winter storm guess I gotta pop an edible, drink wine, and rewatch my gay hockey show.

this liar

But it’s not funny is it.

I got Harry tickets lower bowl for 300 a piece row 10. Amex you will always be that girl

I’ll say it… I expect him to look less chopped after what I just spent to see his ass live.

The thing about the opening ceremony crowd intentionally only booing JD Vance and not the American athletes is that I know that shit cut him to the core

LOVE TRUMPS HATE!

Fashion designer Christian Siriano wore a Heated Rivalry t-shirt on his Ralph Lauren Fall Winter show for New York Fashion Week. 📸Rodin Banica/WWD/Getty Images

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

the ballet and opera community when they heard timothee dissing them

yall know im canada downn 🫦

"I need more information" Gay Icon Mitchell Pritchett commented on a video of Hudson Williams for Peloton