Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.

Bad Bunny naming dozens of countries in the Americas and then holding up a football that reads "together we are America"....such an iconic Super Bowl performance wow

someone genuinely explain to me how this could possibly be considered offensive or divisive to anyone

All I can do in this bitter cold weather is think back to warmer days 😭☀️ Could really use a tan and some vitamin D right about now

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Can’t tell if I’m starting to feel my baby move around or if I’m gaslighting myself into thinking I can feel her 👀 Check up today, excited to get to hear her little heartbeat 💕 always the best part

Hey does anybody know when I’ll stop feeling like a child pretending to be an adult

For Valentine’s Day we went on a paint swatch date for baby girl’s room 🤍 Wanted to go with a green because it’s earthy and calming, saybrook sage was our winner 🌿 Can’t wait to start her nursery, time is really going by so fast 🥹

Called my mom crying on Valentine’s Day because we were driving through the grocery store parking lot & saw this sweet old man walking with a heart-shaped balloon 🎈 No sooner did I get out the words “that’s the cutest ever” the string broke and it floated away. Instant tears.

always make time for enjoyment because suffering will make time for itself.

I’ve always been a tired girly but pregnancy tired is different. I could really fall asleep anywhere at any time. Borderline narcoleptic at this point.

I literally cannot see that monkey get hurt by another adult monkey while clutching his little stuffed toy I am going to kill jyself

the fact that i didn’t know this monkey two days ago and now id die for him

Me ignoring you is me being nice, lol

Happy Scream 7 day to all who celebrate 👻

Sweet baby 🤎🐾

Got to see our girl today 🥹💕 she’s sucking her thumb already!

That “need something sweet” demon be whoopin my asss

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting