I am so honoured to have a short story included in Seth Lukas Hynes' latest book, Red Dwarfs Make The Best Homes. The ebook has just been released, check out the link in my bio! My story, The Wellerguard, is rather dark and I have to say, I'm very proud of it ☺️

So my KU reads for The Rachaya Series have dried up to zero page reads and I just earned 8 cents in royalties - it turns out I have unenrolled the books from KU for some reason and forgot to re-enroll them 😂 Technology and I are not friends!

“Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.” — Mark Twain

You know it’s about to get bleak in a period film when the servants pull out white sheets to cover all the furniture.

Kate Winslet is an icon, but she’ll never top her line delivery of, “I do not attempt to deny that I think very highly of him. That I greatly esteem him. That I like him.”

The real challenge of my son being in pre-school presented itself today. "Mummy, why does *Jay get to have lots of Oreos with his lunch when you only ever give me one oreo?" *Names have been changed

I love writing first drafts. I was just stuck on how to word the scene so I just wrote a basic summary of what happens in it. It's future Ash's problem now!

Mr. Woodhouse when they serve cake at the wedding.

I've booked accommodation for Supanova, I have copies of my books ready to go, I have a shiny new banner...now to wait 2 months until the event. Can you tell I'm eager to get back out there to chat with readers?

Anyone else's parents send them the thumbs up when you reply to the message they sent you in the first place???

Interviewer: Under special skills you listed “thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern languages. Also, something in my air and manner of walking, the tone of my voice, my address.” Me: I also read… extensively. Interviewer: Please leave.

My friend sent me the most naive message today: "Help I need book recommendations for my son!" She was NOT ready for that conversation 😂 (But I have a bunch of books I'm sending her way)

Happy #caturday from these judgemental souls!

Aaannndd I accidentally sent this to my son's teacher instead of my husband. I am about to sink into the ground with shame.

WHY ARE BLURBS SO MUCH HARDER TO WRITE THAN THE BOOK?

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*whispers* There's a man here in the pub I'm in that is basically just one of my characters walking off the page and I don't know how to not stare at him. #writerproblems

Chels🐉🚀 My third book, Red Dwarfs Make The Best Homes, is an essay and sci-fi anthology about space colonisation and the Kardashev scale, and the fiction section contains great contributions from Follow my pen name @jendiagammon, Ash Oldfield, @melissajferg, Aleah, Esq. 🐛 and others.