when the night king said “ “, i felt that.

when a song says “fuck” the radio should replace it with goofy saying “hyuck”

18 Grand Slams. 12 Roland-Garros titles. 1 Rafa Nadal. #RG19

Eyes in the sky 💫 Show some love for Ashmaquillage's (on IG!) stunning look using: Naked Cherry Palette, Eyeshadows in Vice, Blackout & Cosmic, Heavy Metal Glitter Gel in Party Monster & 24/7 Glide-On Pencil in shade Chaos #SparkleOutLoud #UrbanDecay #Makeup #Beauty #Repost

When people “like” my tweet, I feel like I’m dating someone who won’t hold my hand in public

Still processing a boiling rage ever since my plane landed and everyone clapped nearly 2 hours ago.

STOP REMAKING EXCELLENT MOVIES AND START REMAKING SHITTY ONES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD

Mine is that my shoelace gets trapped in an escalator and I get dragged to the bottom and the flesh is stripped from my body and I have to live my life as a skeleton

good morning to the baddest bitch living

Everyone reading Coleen Rooney's tweet.

Coleen Rooney explaining how she was gonna trap Rebekah Vardy to Wayne

Today’s Twitter scandal is my favourite thing to happen on the internet since ‘covfefe’. #WagathaChristie

Netflix: Should I play this movie? Me: No no I'm just looking at it for a second Netflix: I'll put it on Me: I'm just literally reading what it is Netflix: It's playing :)

basil brush: *talking some shit* me: ok boomer

i witnessed a man bite into a kitkat vertically chomping both sticks in half and the sheer chaotic energy has left me shaken he must go to prison immediately

i love these tweets where people are shocked that celebrities worth $20m are able to take good care of their skin

Fffgffgggggggggggggggggg is