Funniest thing about this restaurants worker convo is no one is pointing to customer entitlement and how workers might be fed up with that too regardless of pay. Ask me how I know. Ask me how y’all were acting at brunch before and during the pandemic.

no gas shortage up here baby

abortions are literally going to happen whether or not they are banned. That’s what I really need yall to understand. It’s just about who will have access to safe illegal ones (the rich) and who will die when they could’ve have lived

If you live in Dallas and have been thinking about adopting a dog from the Dallas Animal Services, do it NOW! They just announced they are so filled up that they will have to start euthanizing dogs later this week.

“what does your tattoo mean?” it means I’m the most disappointing of the grandchildren next question

Cat thief

I just carried 4 pints to someone’s table and the geezer goes wheres the other 3??? Like I’m an octopus or summin, I’m hiding them in my pussy mate gis a sec I’ll get em out for u

Africa - the entire continent - is responsible for only 3.8% of global greenhouse gas emissions

okay i’ll bite….what’s a oil change?

No where on Beyonce's green earth, should you be able to take a cross country trip with someone, together, come back, then say, I don't know where the person is. After 10 days. Boy.

At the Women’s March in Austin, Texas

I died during childbirth. The reason I’m alive today is because a resident defied orders and continued the efforts to revive me…and I was brought back. Everyone else had given up. 28 years later he was present at my daughter’s birth.

SHE BETTER TALK HER SHIT!!!!!!

Can't believe we fought the revolutionary war just to be destroyed like this

january rent watching all your new years eve plans😂😂

sick to my stomach today, what a shit time to be a woman.