me when i add doc martens to my outfit x.com/jinsoulO_o/sta…

My favorite part of this process is receiving videos of my friends awkwardly dancing alone to no music

I am going to be taking a short break from social media. It won’t be very long, maybe 4, 5 minutes. This is just what’s best for me and my mental health. See you guys soon

To whoever broke into my house, made my chicken strips and bacon, got ketchup all over the garage door, didn’t do their dishes, accidentally killed my fish Bruce, but didn’t steal anything - r u ok?

Hey sorry I’m not answering your texts I’m completely booked for the day

Silicon Valley VC: “What are startups like in Nebraska?” Me:

A la 𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠, for every 10 likes on this post, my mullet will grow in a completely natural and dazzling way, complete with pictures. So let's hit it.

CamJam was the best! The team met each other, toured the new office, and got to see my mullet in all its greasy glory.

Lech, you're not looking so good 😬 (Challenge 6/6)

I made a dumbass bet that the team can't last 5 minutes without eating or drinking and sell CompanyCam at the same time after the Paqui Chips #onechipchallenge. See the whole series 🔥 and sign up for a free trial ➡️ companycam.com/one-chip-chall… bit.ly/3nloiWO

Patiently waiting for the spooky season like:

What is your favorite condiment?

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Pipeline Jerky - The Official Beef Jerky of the Offensive Line has OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED Made in Nebraska, this is your opportunity to directly support the current and future development of the Pipeline with some delicious jerky pipeline-jerky.com

LSU vs Wake Forest. Had to hit a crawfish boil to set the tone Full Barstool Baseball vlog here = youtu.be/oO4K58cJlrI

All the men on the tl joking lightheartedly about the election and all the women actually being scared and nauseous. what in the dystopia

When you check your bank account after a long weekend

I have officially peaked