Me: Aw I wonder if I made an appearance in the take your kids to work video that my job just posted Appearance: my Apple Watch

Got racially profiled twice at the new york public library yesterday by two separate workers lmao

I’m working on a project with the guy who voiced Face on Nickelodeon in the 90s and I almost screamed when I realized

Vitamins are dope

I forgot that trees fuck

It was cute having adderall for the past two months again only for it to be ripped back away from me :) I love this country :)

Kinda glad the brands aren’t pretending this year. We always knew it was about money anyways

People on Lex are thirsty lmao without fail I always get hit on within minutes when I post something that is not even cute

Stuck on a broken train in NJ for 2 hours. In the beginning, it could’ve been a movie. A woman rapping, a person fighting with their family on the phone, 2 angry businessmen, a lady handing out cookies & befriending a young person who was worried about missing another train, etc

It’s all finally catching up with me and I am indeed crying myself to sleep

Waking up to my neighbor yelling at her tiny children breaks my heart every time

Baby’s first twitter hacking

I am sad

I’m working on a project with a comedian I admire, I start kickball on Saturday, and a best friend is coming to stay with me for a week. I’m trying to remember the good things because my brain so badly wants me to focus on the bad ones

Goodbye, Twitter. I’ve seen enough

Going into 2025 with the baddie I bagged in 2024