me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

scorpio, you’re acting like a demon today.

there was social media in my childhood but it was nothing like this. we still were outside and reading books. everyone now is stupid and out of touch w reality bc they live online and can’t read or comprehend

“Don’t piss me off” is my favorite phrase

I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 🥹

my type

The moon is so pretty I hope she knows I adore her

Don’t stop talking about them!

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy

All my patience is for my toddler, I don’t have much left for adults.

not my house but i know my way around

Esto debería ser viral pero uds son muy dormidos

it’s may. may you shut the fuck up

All my Scorpio placements ppl confirmed we all woke up with a headache

Baby I’m a mother 24/7 I get excited just going to the store ALONE 😂

Rich in life because God thought I was good enough to be a mom.

y’all wasn’t there.