SOS messages to follow #alleyesonMadleen

Another paying Heroku customer asking about an ETA 😡

Ur mum has the right to defend herself

Cool guys/Shaggers: "Thanks everyone. Bye" Snivelling corporate simp: "Will the slidepack be shared?"

The BBC really thought they had it all covered by not live streaming Kneecaps set 😂 Then comes along Bob Vylan 🎤 #Glastonbury2025

My mooncup runneth over

The concept of discovering cheating through your internet connected bathroom scale

Imagine how far you have to fall from being a Human Rights Lawyer and leader of your country to being a participant and apologist for Genocide. That is the sum total of Keir Starmers legacy. There isn’t a flag large enough to cover that shame.

There's never any nonsequences

bad baby bunny no money

Imagine being stoked to eat this slop

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

This is what’s happening under your house right now 😳🐀

How did people not know this was Trump as a doctor? 1) There’s a hospital in the background 2) He has one of those lights the doctor sticks in your ear 3) He’s checking the patients fever 4) His nurse is below him 5) There’s a patient with 6 fingers 6) He’s wearing a doctors

(Liverpool accent) Clavicular

Me when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap: