Next time someone asks me what I do for a living, I'm going to tell the truth. I babysit adults for a living. #odiflhzgvkjanlkjfglsidjhfg

WHY IS THE WORLD WEARING GREEN TODAY

#WHYISEVERYONEWEARINGGREEN

When I'm literally the only person in the office and clinic started 2 minutes ago.... IM ONLY HERE CAUSE YALL SAID YALL WANTED TO BE HERE EARLY -_-

How does my staff know to compliment my outfits when I'm mad at them... I think they have figured me out... #FML

"everyday I tell myself I'm going to be more mysterious..." IM DYING

I love when older people say "OMG" out loud. It's so cute to me.

Whats not cute is that I used to word "older" because I myself am already "old" -_-

When I see someone I recognize but can’t quite place, 10 times out of 10 it’s a former patient and 10 times out of 10 we are both mortified when we realize it

Why is no one making eye contact with me as I walk into work? Oh yeah 🙈 I was a bitch about arrival time yesterday 😂

Some people act like they have never ever been to a doctor's appointment... and it shows.

working in a customer service is wild. I can hear the sarcasm dripping from each "have a great day!" ... can they?

Smiling this much is so exhausting; my mask is slipping

Patient immediately after appt, to my front desk: so can I go pick up my medications right now? Not sure, I stopped working at your neighborhood Walgreens last week.

Please, if you're coming to the drs office, you should expect to give us more than 7 minutes of your time today.

Lord, beer me strength

I'm suddenly the least sought after girl in the land... what?!

there's gotta be more to life... than this ghetto version i've found myself in 🧐

"i'm a little early for my appointment" ... are the same people who write bad reviews about wait time. NO, being early DOES NOT ALWAYS pay off for you. Sometimes you just have to wait your turn. #InLife

People who make EVERYTHING about them <<<