Being in the town where Robin Hood was set in has made me really good at purloining small objects…extra salad creams, bar coasters, etc 😏

10 year old mustache obsessed me knew game…she always knew she liked a mustache

Just did something that caused irrevocable damage to my aura…

Boutta dunk on these politicians #netball

crazy how you can walk until your toes bleed and still not see everything a new place has to offer

Hate the stigma that athletes are stupid. Why do some of my classmates treat me as if I don’t know ball about medieval literature.

Went bobbing for potatoes and onions in the milk sink…yall wouldn’t understand tho 🥀

Being antisocial at Beeston Social. #goagainstthegrain

A malört advent calendar is the funniest thing ever

eating up my international data to look up tubby custard

What if Kanye was saying “touch this guy” instead of “touch the sky” 😳😳

God 2022-23 was too good I had so many bitches and so much fun what even happened

“BCD is weed right” - unsuspecting British “That’s THC…” (BCD= Buffalo chicken dip)

Can’t spell tournament without torment

Hitting the sea lion to emote on Europeans

Hey Conway if the jeans are that tight fittin’ there’s no way you can get a tiger in there as well I call bullcrap.

Sometimes you’re the cookie giver and sometimes you’re the mouse in this world. One gives one takes. Which one will you be?

Bro just call me count drunkula

Everyone get excited quandale dingle is escaping prison tomorrow…

That gorilla dance song by the child prodigy Melody really is something swell