I’ve made a lot of dumb things. This may be the dumbest…apologies in advance Jason Kelce New Heights Borders Jake Chatzky

finally found it 🥺🥺

We should call her Georgia Glass until we have proof of life.

One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it

Seth Rollins #SummerSlam

Just breezing through those allegations and bringing Brock Lesnar back. Yikes.

Tree Paine reminding Jets Jake and Intern Brandon what will happen if they mess up any of the Easter eggs

Sure there are a lot of Easter eggs on the bookshelf…but there’s one I think that was left for Jason Kelce in particular. She’s coming for you buddy.

Close enough. Welcome back Shawn Michaels.

jason’s reaction to taylor calling travis a ‘human exclamation point’ and him being an ‘enhance color button’ is the sweetest thing in the world. you can tell how much it means to him that travis found someone that see’s him and loves him the way taylor does

NEW NEWS!!!!! Congrats to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift ❤️‍🔥

KYLE SCHWARBER FOUR HOME RUN GAME ARE YOU KIDDING

If the Phillies don’t give Kyle a new contract that includes the Declaration of Independence, the Liberty Bell, and 4 Wawa franchises, they’re wasting his time.

I’d like a new Addams Family movie where Sabrina Carpenter plays Debbie’s niece on a quest to secure a Ballerina Barbie by any means necessary.

THE PHANATIC WENT STREAKING AT CBP

The Chiefs locker room is going to create a Jennifer Hudson spirit tunnel for Trav before the game this weekend

“Wood” is “My Neck My Back” Taylor’s Version

Taylors announcement is either a documentary where we take a Ms. Frizzle style field trip inside her brain or a box set of all the variants.

Trash removal already running smoothly under Mamdani

I feel like this could be used anytime Travis flanks someone on the field this year… Cc: New Heights Borders Jake Chatzky